farknut

Idiot. Someone who doesn't do things promptly.

Voltronforce is a lazy farknut.

by WrightMax July 24, 2008

Fartnuts

The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.

I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.

by Phuqit October 14, 2009

fartnut

Common slang for Fortnite Battle Royale by Epic Games

Ey bro lets hit some fartnut duos later

by leum9999 December 4, 2020

forknuts

The act of accidentally broadcasting information to the public which was meant to be secret. Usually a harmless mistake.

Example 1: The competition results were meant to be a secret, but Joe did a forknuts and gave them to a newspaper three days ahead of schedule.

Example 2: Phil's surprise birthday party was planned down to the tiniest detail. The venue was set, guests invited and best of all, Phil didn't have a clue what was happening! Unfortunately one of the organisers, Sally, had a forknuts moment and asked Phil if he was looking forward to the party. The surprise was ruined.

by Jean Moulin June 5, 2013

FartNut

When You Bust a Nut and Fart at the same time

You Got To Be kidding i did a fartnut

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

fartnut

The word you want to use without actually swearing. It can be a substitute for any kind of swear word.

You're a fartnut
Stop being a fartnut

by uareloved February 17, 2020

forknuts

dude with big balls

that guy has big balls, he's a real forknuts

by CandyVanMan October 18, 2015