forknuts 

The act of accidentally broadcasting information to the public which was meant to be secret. Usually a harmless mistake.

Example 1: The competition results were meant to be a secret, but Joe did a forknuts and gave them to a newspaper three days ahead of schedule.

Example 2: Phil's surprise birthday party was planned down to the tiniest detail. The venue was set, guests invited and best of all, Phil didn't have a clue what was happening! Unfortunately one of the organisers, Sally, had a forknuts moment and asked Phil if he was looking forward to the party. The surprise was ruined.

forknuts by Jean Moulin June 5, 2013

forknuts 

dude with big balls

that guy has big balls, he's a real forknuts

forknuts by CandyVanMan October 18, 2015

Fornuts

When somebody gets nutted in (probably four times), and falls asleep without washing.

"Ew. Stay away from that chick, bro. She smells like fornuts. Gross!!!"

Fornuts by RealOGS February 17, 2019

Forknut

Ok. wtf even is that, that is the biggest gay cry babies game u will ever try. and also u may see Jaceio on fortnite. Fortnite is the type of game that will make u bust a nut right after ur dad beat u with his belt. Fortnite is also the type of game will make u gay like just gay. ur uncle will start helo u beat ur meat if u play it.

"my uncle bust a nut on me when i was playing Forknut"

Forknut by Ass consumer November 14, 2018

forknut

Ok. wtf even is that, that is the biggest gay cry babies game u will ever try. and also u may see Jaceio on fortnite. Fortnite is the type of game that will make u bust a nut right after ur dad beat u with his belt. Fortnite is also the type of game will make u gay like just gay. ur uncle will start helo u beat ur meat if u play it.

"my uncle bust a nut on me when i was playing Forknut"
"did i say that right?"
"k, im calling the police, u r Jaceio"

forknut by Ass consumer November 14, 2018

Forknut

When you shove a forks prong into your penis hole and it hurts and burns really bad but you nut on it.

“Omg is Jimmy okay? I heard he was in the hospital.”

“Yeah, he just had a forknut, nothing serious.”

Forknut by ihatepenis44 July 16, 2023