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The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.
I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.
by Phuqit October 14, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.
Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!
by Laura March 14, 2005
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The word you want to use without actually swearing. It can be a substitute for any kind of swear word.
You're a fartnut
Stop being a fartnut
by uareloved February 17, 2020
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When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.
Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."
by camelwarriorprincess December 27, 2016
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when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)
he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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When you’re hitting it from the back and she farts in your dick at the same time you nut
I was hitting my cousin from behind and she pulled a fartnut on me
by Youbiggay November 07, 2018
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