Fartnuts

The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.

I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.

Fartnuts by Phuqit October 14, 2009

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Common slang for Fortnite Battle Royale by Epic Games

Ey bro lets hit some fartnut duos later

fartnut by leum9999 December 4, 2020

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The most honorable title to give to a person

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When You Bust a Nut and Fart at the same time

You Got To Be kidding i did a fartnut

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The word you want to use without actually swearing. It can be a substitute for any kind of swear word.

You're a fartnut
Stop being a fartnut

fartnut by uareloved February 17, 2020

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When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.

Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."

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When you’re hitting it from the back and she farts in your dick at the same time you nut

I was hitting my cousin from behind and she pulled a fartnut on me

fartnut by Youbiggay November 7, 2018

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