fapstinence
Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014
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Fapstinent
Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015
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napstinence by HorizontalBacon October 11, 2014
Fapatience
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Rapstinence
{Noun} The act of voluntarily committing to abstain from listening to rap music based on a biased opinion. Most of the time these are stupid reasons like "rap isnt music, its garbage" or "rap isnt pleasing to Jesus"
People who do this have really bad taste in music and are always prepared with a handful of crappy slogans such as, "Rap is Crap!" or "RAP=retards attempting poetry!"
People who do this have really bad taste in music and are always prepared with a handful of crappy slogans such as, "Rap is Crap!" or "RAP=retards attempting poetry!"
Normal Kid: Hey let's listen to the new Snoop Dogg album I just bought!
Luis: No thank you, i just took a rapstinence pledge. Lets listen to something else like... DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE!!
Normal Kid: *leaves the room*
Luis: No thank you, i just took a rapstinence pledge. Lets listen to something else like... DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE!!
Normal Kid: *leaves the room*
Rapstinence by PreachinPeaches October 31, 2009
fagstinence
I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.
or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.
or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.
fagstinence by Nojocity November 13, 2011
Rapstinence
when someone completely refrains from indulging in rap music until he or she truly feels gangster enough.
Zack - turn off that wu-tang.
Dan - why?
Zack - Rapstinence Dan, im saving myself until i am that special person.
Dan - why?
Zack - Rapstinence Dan, im saving myself until i am that special person.
Rapstinence by jolly Green July 10, 2012
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