fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

napstinence

Abstaining from naps for a prolonged period of time.

I have been practicing napstinence ever since I had to pick up the second shift at work. I cannot even find time for a 20 minute nap!

by HorizontalBacon October 11, 2014

Fapatience

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.

"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"

by Gbman33 September 29, 2012

Rapstinence

{Noun} The act of voluntarily committing to abstain from listening to rap music based on a biased opinion. Most of the time these are stupid reasons like "rap isnt music, its garbage" or "rap isnt pleasing to Jesus"

People who do this have really bad taste in music and are always prepared with a handful of crappy slogans such as, "Rap is Crap!" or "RAP=retards attempting poetry!"

Normal Kid: Hey let's listen to the new Snoop Dogg album I just bought!

Luis: No thank you, i just took a rapstinence pledge. Lets listen to something else like... DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE!!

Normal Kid: *leaves the room*

by PreachinPeaches October 31, 2009

fagstinence

To stay clean from any sort of homosexual behavior, mainly referring to sexual actions.

I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.

or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.

by Nojocity November 13, 2011

Rapstinence

when someone completely refrains from indulging in rap music until he or she truly feels gangster enough.

Zack - turn off that wu-tang.

Dan - why?

Zack - Rapstinence Dan, im saving myself until i am that special person.

by jolly Green July 10, 2012