1. Chuckled a Bit, for when it is not funny enough to LOL
'A Man walks into a bar, "ouch" it was metal bar'

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I thought she was cool but I found out she was just another CAB.
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It is an abbreviation for "Can't be assed". It is generally used when you cannot be assed saying "I can't be assed".

Morons usually say: but cba should be short for "Can't be assed". But how would you pronounce cba? Not very useful word innit?
Example 1:
"Hey, can you put the light on?"
End of conversation.

Example 2:
"Do you wanna come out with me and Emma tonight?"
"Cab seeing that bitch again."
by nitotom February 19, 2009
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Yo, that tall skinny chick messed up our fun group. She is a CAB!
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Guy to his best bro: "Dude, I was really digging this chick in the club last night. So I took her in the back and asked her if she wanted to see my CAB, to which she quickly obliged."
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To CAB means to "Cut A Bitch".

When you are in a confrontation with another woman (or man) and rather than throw a punch, you either pull out a razorblade or a knife and basically cut that person as if you are slicing and/or dicing a fruit, vegetable, or a piece of meat.
Oh my god, am I going to have to CAB?!
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Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.
Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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