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Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

fapstinence

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014

Fatstinent 

When you are involuntarily celibate due to your weight. You are abstinent because you are fat.
In high school I was fatstinent
Fatstinent by Genny from the Roc November 20, 2021

fabstinent 

Being fabulously abstinent
Girl 1: “I know you wanna have sex with him
Girl 2: “I can’t. I’m fabstinent.”
fabstinent by futurefixed September 14, 2023

fagstinence

To stay clean from any sort of homosexual behavior, mainly referring to sexual actions.
I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.

or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.
fagstinence by Nojocity November 13, 2011

Fapstidextrous 

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.
"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."
Fapstidextrous by overused_maymay February 27, 2019