Fapstinent
Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015
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Flabstinent
A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
Flabstinent by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013
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fapstinence
Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014
fagstinence
I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.
or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.
or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.
fagstinence by Nojocity November 13, 2011
Fapstidextrous
The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.
Fapstidextrous by overused_maymay February 27, 2019
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