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Rapstinence 

{Noun} The act of voluntarily committing to abstain from listening to rap music based on a biased opinion. Most of the time these are stupid reasons like "rap isnt music, its garbage" or "rap isnt pleasing to Jesus"

People who do this have really bad taste in music and are always prepared with a handful of crappy slogans such as, "Rap is Crap!" or "RAP=retards attempting poetry!"
Normal Kid: Hey let's listen to the new Snoop Dogg album I just bought!

Luis: No thank you, i just took a rapstinence pledge. Lets listen to something else like... DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE!!

Normal Kid: *leaves the room*
Rapstinence by PreachinPeaches October 31, 2009
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Rapstinence 

when someone completely refrains from indulging in rap music until he or she truly feels gangster enough.
Zack - turn off that wu-tang.

Dan - why?

Zack - Rapstinence Dan, im saving myself until i am that special person.
Rapstinence by jolly Green July 10, 2012
Related Words

fapstinence

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014

napstinence

Abstaining from naps for a prolonged period of time.
I have been practicing napstinence ever since I had to pick up the second shift at work. I cannot even find time for a 20 minute nap!
napstinence by HorizontalBacon October 11, 2014

hapstinence 

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.
"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."
hapstinence by southcounty05 January 14, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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