Fapatience

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.

"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"

by Gbman33 September 29, 2012

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

faitience

to have faith and patience.

Im about to loose my comp game!

It's okay, just have faitience.

by kaden and dani February 4, 2022