fappsterbate

When overcome by an excessive amount of joy or accomplishment, resulting in a massive joy sensation similar to masturbation or ejaculation.

"Man, that new iPod Touch makes me wanna fappsterbate..."

fappsterbate by MattHax February 28, 2008

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

fapsturbate 

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

fapsturbate by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

Fapsturbate 

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

Fapsturbate by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009

Fapperbate 

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

Fapperbate by duberry January 3, 2010

fapsterbate 

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

fapsterbate by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Fasterbate 

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

Fasterbate by KayG May 17, 2015