fappout

Fap, as in jerk off, and fall asleep.

Hey Joey, I'm pretty tired. I think imma go home and fappout, cya tomorrow

by Onlogn sorter February 8, 2015

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

Fapout

Fapout is the tired feeling you get after jacking off

Bob: Hey man I just couldnt sleep night any tips?
Jack: I drink a little, then I combine it with some fapout,
I sleep like a baby

by StrickenMasterC December 6, 2011

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

fappot

A loser in a community/conversation.

Bro shut up rn, you're being a fappot.

by khicantu? March 6, 2021

Fapout

When you have completely rid your body of semen via masturbation. Usually leaves you with an aching dick and probably may be the single greatest moment in your life as a virgin.

Phil couldn't come to class today, he's had a fapout.

by SquiuqS January 18, 2017