Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
When you have completely rid your body of semen via masturbation. Usually leaves you with an aching dick and probably may be the single greatest moment in your life as a virgin.