Fapout

Fapout is the tired feeling you get after jacking off

Bob: Hey man I just couldnt sleep night any tips?
Jack: I drink a little, then I combine it with some fapout,
I sleep like a baby

Fapout by StrickenMasterC December 6, 2011

Fapout

When you have completely rid your body of semen via masturbation. Usually leaves you with an aching dick and probably may be the single greatest moment in your life as a virgin.

Phil couldn't come to class today, he's had a fapout.

Fapout by SquiuqS January 18, 2017

Fapouflage 

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.

Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."

Fapouflage by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010

Faputation 

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

Faputation by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017

Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009

Fap Out 

The act of falling asleep due to heavy masturbation

Tim: Why weren't you at the party last night, man?
Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out

Fap Out by Aaronbennay November 30, 2011

farout 

Amazing but in a way that gives off an air that you dont really care. Something that is farout would be something not important, but is still pretty cool.

"Yeah man, those shoes are pretty farout."

farout by Carlisle November 10, 2008