fannies 

Fanny, fannying or fannies - to mess around like a moron - more than likely to "dither" around, as in: make a lot of fuss and look like you're doing something but acheiving diddly-squat

"Oi, stop fannying about and get those bricks up that ladder now dickhead"

"Listen you bunch of fannies - I need this doing now"

fannies by DukeGuy July 3, 2008

Two Fannies 

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

Two Fannies by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007

facebook fannies

Facebook users who obsessively become fans of all kinds of ridiculous pages just for the sake of it, regularly appearing in the highlights column for their latest fan-up.

A load of Facebook fannies have again misunderstood the real reason for fanning up to a page -- to actually receive wanted updates.

facebook fannies by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009

danny's fannies 

fan base devoted to wildly popular former American Idol contestant Danny Noriega.

Look at that spicy Danny noriega. Have I mentioned I joined Danny's fannies?

danny's fannies by ilovedannynoriega<3 March 17, 2008

Bag of Fannies 

That which is unpleasant, or a mess. So called for the mental image of a collection of fannies, perhaps belonging to the elderly or lose of morals.
Also applied to that which shapes badly.

Stan: I'm sorry Ollie, I just can't get it right.
Ollie: Jesus wept man, you shape like a bag of fannies.

Taken from an inital write of Laurel and Hardy's "Sons of the Desert"

Bag of Fannies by Waster September 10, 2005

Pile of dead fannies 

A diabolically fetid fishy smell, like Grimsby on a hot day.

'What' that Dr Vion Haegens? It smells like a pile of dead fannies'
'That is because it IS a pile of dead fannies my dear chap'

Pile of dead fannies by mysterynick December 6, 2011

slappin' fannies

Having sex, making love, doing the deed, bumping uglies, etc

We were slappin' fannies and his mom walked in...I almost died.

slappin' fannies by KTS KAR October 2, 2009