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Chav - Council House and Violent!
The chav is a horrible, lower form of humanity who think wearing "old ladies" burberry car rugs fashioned into anything from caps to pants is cool.
by Spunky Monkey August 09, 2007

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Fat Freddy, a fat, ginger haired, moustached hippy was of course one of "The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" made famous by Gilbert Shelton of Knockabout Comics in the 1970s. Fat Freddy also had a really cool cat called "Fat Freddy's Cat".
Fat Freddy says: Keed Spills! No...wait a minute. Pill Skeeds! Er, uh...Skill Peeds! ?
by spunky monkey August 18, 2007

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Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!
That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.
by Spunky Monkey August 10, 2007

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How chavs and southerners tend to pronounce "three" of something.
"Yes mate, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like free of them watchamacallits please"
"Is that two fs or free (you dozy southern/chavtwat)?"
by spunky monkey August 15, 2007

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"Email ping-pong" is the act of email correspondence between two people getting out of hand or control.

It usually starts of with a comment, opinion or observation that becomes misunderstood or misinterpreted by the recipient. The recipient then responds with comment, opinion or observation...and so on. It is not uncommon for participants to ping-pong 10, 20 times or more before they realise they haven't got a clue what started it all in the first place!
The act of email ping-pong might start quite innocently!

Ping - Dear ^+*%$#,I noticed blah, blah, blah...
Pong - Dear *£*'@}$, As you should be aware... (how dare you tell me what I should do)
Ping - Dear ^+*%$#, I am perfectly aware... (Get your head out of your arse)

by Spunky Monkey November 09, 2007

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