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fadaddlejoosh 

a fucking retarded dooshbag, kind of like you
that guy is such a fadaddlejoosh
fadaddlejoosh by hotdogs! October 18, 2010

fandiddlytastic

the word fantastic used in its most extreme tense
Your CD was fandiddlytastic!
fandiddlytastic by Henry Howard October 9, 2008
a playful motion one makes with their bojangles.
"Hey Joel, don't fandiddle your bojangles on my bed!"
fandiddle by J Dizzle the #1 Nizzle December 6, 2006

fadaddle 

a verb or a noun that can mean anything you want it to, especially in the context of an innuendo.
-I saw that Kim Kardashian fadaddling with Frankie Muniz!
-I would pay five fadaddles to see that!
fadaddle by Dennis Quad August 25, 2011

fandazzle 

a word for better than awesome. someone who is a combination of fantastic and dazzling that a new word need be created.
boy: you're so fandazzling!
girl: no way. you fandazzle

boy: how about we're equally fandazzling?

girl: agreed :)
fandazzle by hmmmm i wonderrrr April 9, 2011

Fapdiddler 

(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.

Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."
Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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