Fapdiddler

(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.

Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."

Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.

Fapdiddler by 3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn June 7, 2021

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fandiddle

a playful motion one makes with their bojangles.

"Hey Joel, don't fandiddle your bojangles on my bed!"

fandiddle by J Dizzle the #1 Nizzle December 6, 2006

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Fapdiddler • FADIDDLE • FaddiddleShangle • Fadiddledoingdoing. • Fagriddler • fandiddle

FADIDDLE

My girlfriend started yelling out fadiddle, and I corrected her saying it was a Padiddle. The source of all correct answers (the internet) proved me right. But I thought I would be thorough and kick the dead horse, so I looked up fadiddle. And, well damnit, at least she has a reason to believe that it was fadiddle, being from ERIE PA and all.

I guess when you are from Erie, you can just make up your own words and people will take them on as a new vocabulary.

"pushimal" - When you have too much homework to do, and you are doing everything but it. That'll be my entry.

You are wrong if you call that one-burnt-out-headlight-car a fadiddle.

FADIDDLE by dello April 13, 2005