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Fapdiddler 

(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.

Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."
Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.
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a playful motion one makes with their bojangles.
"Hey Joel, don't fandiddle your bojangles on my bed!"
fandiddle by J Dizzle the #1 Nizzle December 6, 2006

FADIDDLE 

My girlfriend started yelling out fadiddle, and I corrected her saying it was a Padiddle. The source of all correct answers (the internet) proved me right. But I thought I would be thorough and kick the dead horse, so I looked up fadiddle. And, well damnit, at least she has a reason to believe that it was fadiddle, being from ERIE PA and all.

I guess when you are from Erie, you can just make up your own words and people will take them on as a new vocabulary.

"pushimal" - When you have too much homework to do, and you are doing everything but it. That'll be my entry.
You are wrong if you call that one-burnt-out-headlight-car a fadiddle.
FADIDDLE by dello April 13, 2005

FADIDDLE 

same thing as padiddle only pronounced fadiddle in Erie, Pennsylvania by the coolest members of the McDowell Lacrosse Team
person 1: that car only has on headlight lit up, weird
person 2:Fadiddle!,u gotta take something off sry
FADIDDLE by cube March 6, 2005

fadiddle 

it is a universal verb; can be put in place of any verb.
such as:

"would you like to fadiddle my pickle?"

"they went in the closet to fadiddle?"
fadiddle by Obnoxious Cats March 3, 2009

fadiddle 

Slang term for "fa sho" or "I'm down"
Sally: Wanna go to the park this afternoon?

Bob: Fadiddle
fadiddle by Asian Man April 9, 2008

Fadiddledoingdoing.

What you say to someone when there is a dean silence.
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