falkoner
a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
falkoner by pikpenisdildomand August 14, 2017
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Kyle Falconer
Kyle Francis Falconer
Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'
Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.
The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.
Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.
E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'
Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.
The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.
Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.
E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
Kyle Falconer by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013
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falkoner • falconer • falkiner • Falkner • [faloner] • Brown Falconer • Jared Falkner • Kyle Falconer • mr falconer • The Falconer
falconer
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
falconer by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
Brown Falconer
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer
What the fuck is that?
It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!
What the fuck is that?
It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!
Brown Falconer by JohnEBlaze May 5, 2011
Falkner
Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010
falconer
falconer by falcon master May 29, 2011
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