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falkiner 

a tribe of people, indigenous to Australasia. Creative geniuses, extensive travellers and have the tendency to be great friends with liquor at any venue. They have the capacity to make friends and get arrested in any city in the world.
Man that was such a ingenious piece of literature, such a falkiner!

Had such a falkiner last night!

Seriously, your argument isnt event close to a falkiner.
falkiner by reniklaf May 22, 2010
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faulkiner 

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys
faulkiner loves to be loving.
faulkiner by bob currly March 23, 2017
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Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010

Jared Falkner 

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy
You look like Jared falkner
Jared Falkner by JoeMason April 28, 2017
a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
idk ypu are a bit fucking stupidddddddd
and this is the words being defined
Falkoner
falkoner by pikpenisdildomand August 14, 2017
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