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[faloner]

the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of pants



faloners come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
That lady over there has the nicest faloner.
by falonerboner January 6, 2009
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Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013
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Floner

N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.
Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.
by Noah beast September 3, 2007
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falconer

One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
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falone

Falone I a beautiful girl inside and out. She has a lot of fashion sense and Falone is really funny and can stand out from a crowd. She is a very beautiful gift from God. Falone loves to eat and she chooses her friends carefully.
I wanna be Falone's friend
by Yoshabelle206 April 23, 2018
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falconer

a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
by zhadow September 15, 2006
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Brown Falconer

When you deposit fecal matter on your clenched fist and proceed to strike a female companion.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer

What the fuck is that?

It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!
by JohnEBlaze May 5, 2011
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