falch 

A small rodent like creature often found riding a skateboard...poorly. A falch is an illusive creature that will waer hats to cover his ridiculous boff and perhaps to make himslef seem that little bit taller...bless him. The falch is usually an agressive creature although ironically posessing no strentgh and as a result has the shit beat out of him by his peers. There is only one falch in existence today (thank God) this is because he is unable to breed due to his horrific appearence.

Person 1: OMG wot the fuck is that?
Person 2: it's ok that just falch.
Person 1: Wot's wrong with his face?

falch by anonymous103745638923 March 5, 2008

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.

"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."

falco lombardi by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005

Blue Falcon

Military/Police Term: Refers to someone who commonly fucks over their buddys (buddy fucker).
This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:

Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.

Makes a comment of anothers inappropriate action in front of one's supervisor which may result in discipline from said supervisor.

Stating they will meet their buddys for drinks, but is observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.

Inviting buddys out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.

Stating you will do something, but then are nowhere to be found when it is your time to do it, whereby forcing your buddys to do it.

Someone who often misses work, leaves early, or takes sick days forcing his buddys to pick up his slack.

Man! Tyrel Klein is such a blue falcon. He left early again when he volunteered to do something.

Can you believe Tyrel just called me out in front of our supervisor. He is really flying the blue falcon today.

Blue Falcon by davernsf July 6, 2015

The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019

falcon lover 

An internet meme created by popular youtuber "Pewdiepie".
It's supposed to represent the stupidity of people advertising themselves in the YouTube comment section and stop it, but ironically it had instead done the opposite and spawned hundreds of spam "flacon lord" and "falcon lover" accounts. Falcon Lover uses poor grammar and punctuation, and eventually discovers he's a giraffe.

falcon lover:
"deer falcon clan
we lost one of our on ubs today

we are now down to 3 ubs

my brother unsubed also
maybe u n olike my videoz
maybe u hater

:("

falcon lover by Falcon Lord xxxXxXx June 18, 2014

True Blue Falcon 

A bastardization of two contradictory terms. True Blue is a dated naval/sailing term meaning honest and loyal to a unit or cause. Blue Falcon is used in the modern Army to designate a "Buddy F**ker", that is someone who is not a team player and displays no unit loyalty. Implies a more negative meaning when the terms are put together in this way: True(as in real,bigtime) Buddy F**ker.

Seaman Smith is True Blue. He took a cannonball to the testicles but still managed to crack a smile when the Queens knickers caught fire.

Private Tickle is a Blue Falcon. He ate a piece of pie at dinner chow and the drill seargent smoked the whole platoon.

Private Englund is a True Blue Falcon. She f**ked her country.

True Blue Falcon by Ross Fredenhagen December 18, 2005