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Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.
The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.
Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

FakemenClub 

The best boxing player ww (never cheated). Also is the best server ever @fakemen.club fr fr.
Damn, FakemenClub is so good at Minecraft. I hope his 52 winstreak on boxing doesn't get him banned by passengers in approximately 32 minutes and 12 seconds!
FakemenClub by FakemenClub May 9, 2021

Fakumentary 

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.
The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.
Fakumentary by robbane February 4, 2009

Fatement 

A statement that determines your fate.
Oscar went to see a psychic. He asked the psychic to determine his future. The psychic referred to his "future" as his "fatement", and continued on saying Oscar would, in the near future, suffocate to death in a teletubby costume, volunteering at a daycare.
Fatement by Tubby School Boy November 30, 2018

facement 

once I have a nice facement I can move on with painting - Moriah Elizabeth
facement by swaggy_possum March 13, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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