Fatement 

A statement that determines your fate.

Oscar went to see a psychic. He asked the psychic to determine his future. The psychic referred to his "future" as his "fatement", and continued on saying Oscar would, in the near future, suffocate to death in a teletubby costume, volunteering at a daycare.

Fatement by Tubby School Boy November 30, 2018

Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

flatement 

An inflated statement

President Trump's latest flatement vastly overestimated the number of people who attended his inauguration in Washington, DC.

flatement by GrammyLB April 20, 2018

Fatmentia

When you're so old and fat you spend 5 minutes trying to find the second pop-tart before your memory kicks in and you realize you ate it so fast you immideately forget eating it.

Fatmentia hit Ralph, and he ended up having to order lunch after opening his lunch pail and then remembered he had eaten it all before 9.

Fatmentia by Zehguul May 3, 2018

facement 

face - placement

once I have a nice facement I can move on with painting - Moriah Elizabeth

facement by swaggy_possum March 13, 2025