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Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.
The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.
Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

Facemeat 

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'
Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"
Facemeat by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

Facemelter 

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.
"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.
Facemelter by p0w33d August 15, 2010

Facemelt 

1: Intricate, fast, and unbelievably skillful playing of guitar, Usually referring to a solo or just random shredding.

2: A substitute for "Unbelievable", "Amazing", "Astounding", and other remarks of extreme approval; Usually referring to music.

3: World Of Warcraft-specific slang for the Shadow Priest class.

4: A term for when a man ejaculates a large quantity of semen on a woman's face, thus giving it the appearance of "melting"
1) The guitar on Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce is facemelting with it's speed and melody.

2) The band Joe had playing on the stereo was facemeltingly good.

3) I was grinding my paladin up some levels when this jerk obliterated me with his facemelter.

4) The facemelter, as seen in countless pornographic videos and pictures.
Facemelt by Kolle January 3, 2008

Facemelter 

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.
Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask
Facemelter by Pandos April 21, 2013

Facetention whore 

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.
Facetention whore by snikkard May 14, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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