facement 

face - placement

once I have a nice facement I can move on with painting - Moriah Elizabeth

facement by swaggy_possum March 13, 2025

Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.

The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.

Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017

Facemeat 

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

Facemeat by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

Facemelter 

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

Facemelter by p0w33d August 15, 2010

Facemelt 

1: Intricate, fast, and unbelievably skillful playing of guitar, Usually referring to a solo or just random shredding.

2: A substitute for "Unbelievable", "Amazing", "Astounding", and other remarks of extreme approval; Usually referring to music.

3: World Of Warcraft-specific slang for the Shadow Priest class.

4: A term for when a man ejaculates a large quantity of semen on a woman's face, thus giving it the appearance of "melting"

1) The guitar on Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce is facemelting with it's speed and melody.

2) The band Joe had playing on the stereo was facemeltingly good.

3) I was grinding my paladin up some levels when this jerk obliterated me with his facemelter.

4) The facemelter, as seen in countless pornographic videos and pictures.

Facemelt by Kolle January 3, 2008

Facemelter 

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.

Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask

Facemelter by Pandos April 21, 2013

Facetention whore 

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

Facetention whore by snikkard May 14, 2011