Fakumentary

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.

by robbane February 4, 2009

fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.

We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.

by Jamfetto June 6, 2010

foxumentary

A documentary that is misleading, often using slight of hand and statistics, purposely designed to fox* you.

*Fox = To trick or fool by ingenuity or cunning; outwit. To baffle or confuse.

Note: It is often incorrectly thought that 'foxumentary' came about as a disparaging term for documentaries seen on the Fox network. This is not the case, and all networks my put out foxumentaries. It is merely a coincidence that the fox network is perceived by many as putting out nothing but foxumentaries.

"That anti-environmentalist film was a foxumentary."

"That's not a fair and balanced! It's a foxumentary."

"That program on Bush's legacy was a foxumentary"

The 'documentary' on the fox network last night was a foxumentary" (pun - how apt)

by Marka_1 January 14, 2009

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act

man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut

by davidwating August 12, 2003

Fapumentary

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.

"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."

by theclassicfool August 6, 2014

Fockumentary

Noun- A fake documentary, similar to a mockumentary in that a mockumentary is based on actual events that people currently take part in but is scripted i.e a dog show, a concert, a beauty pageant, where as a fockumentary differs in that it is based on a completely fabricated premise i.e. speed dating with toads claiming to be princes

Brick Madness is a fockumentary being filmed in the Fall of this year.

by Nikewings March 30, 2011

focumentary

A Fake Documentary or something designed to seem real to its viewers,

Dam what a fuckin Focumentary I thought that Blair Witch stuff was gonna be real..

by Mr Biggles March 22, 2006