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fake glasses
An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
fake glasses by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Mega Fake Gangster
Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.
Mega Fake Gangster by Swordviper January 22, 2018
Fake Gangster
A Fake Gangster can be white or black a fake gangster will steady post about having guns and oppas and not have either one . A Fake Gangster does not mean hood or ghetto . A Fake Gangster will talk about beating someone up and not touch a single soul a will try there hardest to look tough when no one buys it.
Fake Gangster by Cheese penis o506 January 26, 2020
fake government
A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.
fake government by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
fake ginger
fake ginger by lil huddyyy October 2, 2021
fake gangster
Chris is a fake gangster because he likes to think he grew up on rough streets, yet he was in an upper class neighborhood.
fake gangster by Fake Irishman December 12, 2007
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