fajena

Fajena was originated in Bradenton at Fred Jones Office. It has been used for many years to describe very pretty women.

Shaun said "Holy Shit Brian, check out that phat ass fajena, i'd love to wax that ass and leave skeet in her hair."

by PhoShizzle July 29, 2004

facenad

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

by cornfritter January 13, 2011

Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013

fakenaming

Referring to a person by a name they made up instead of their real birth name, especially when referring to them by this new name is meant to give legitimacy to the idea that the person is no longer who/what they actually are. For example, if a person is male but wants others to think of him as a female, he might change his name to Caitlyn, and demand to be called Caitlyn, demonizing anyone who calls him by his actual name. He wants you to fakename him. If you do not, he will say that you are "deadnaming" him, a term used to manipulate people into feeling guilty for being honest.

Bruce said "Hey, stop calling me Bruce! Call me Caitlyn, to show that you fully agree with the idea that I'm a woman. Do it or else you are not a good friend. Just accept me as being anything I claim to be!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"

by RealHonestDefinition July 18, 2023

fayenatic

Fayenatic (Faye natic) i term used for devoted fans of Faye wong(fei wang) the Catonese/manderin Pop star Commonly refured to as the "Diva of Asia"

faye wong fan = fayenatic

by asia guy June 11, 2006

Facenapalm

A response to a statement or action of epic stupidity with disastrous consequences, where a simple facepalm will not suffice...

Astronaut Alpha: Damn space can of Spam, I thought it was our NASA can opener, I would never have pressed the big red button if I had known it was the ships airlock release.

Astronaut Beta: FACENAPALM

by Caplinski The Great September 1, 2011

fajina

A cross breed between a fajita and a vagina. It is mostly the latter one. The fajita part just makes it tastier.

Danny has a fajina.

by -=AMK=- October 20, 2003