fairtlough

A chemistry nerd, likely to write equations such as

PO43Cn1SCN1OH
PF6Fe(CN)4-

and know words such as macrotricyde

This girl was talking about macrotricyde earlier, i think she was a fairtlough

by funkychick123 October 7, 2009

Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Fartlaugh

The act of simultaneously farting and laughing and is often embarrassing.

Dude, while i was trying to ask out Kelly yesterday i accidentally Fartlaughed and she walked away.

by Falcon896 December 30, 2009

fartcough

When you accidentally fart and cough at the same time.

KC Fartcoughed yesterday, then giggled for a half hour.

by randalllflagg January 26, 2014

Fireloughed

When you're furloughed, but you know they aint gonna take you back

"hey bloke - got any work? Am pretty sure I've been fireloughed"

by PJ70 November 17, 2020

fairclough

A common surname in the rubbish Chorley area.

People with this surname have the IQ of a penguin on LSD, and also, rather embarassingly, the male members of this family have negligible genitalia.

They also have a very poor ability to define plurals in their own language.

Hey, cross the street, there's a fairclough!

by Pheever February 21, 2009

Luke fairclough

A total gay dickhead, who sucks his dad

Luke fairclough is in bed with his daddy.

by Sally mick January 8, 2020