fairclough

A common surname in the rubbish Chorley area.

People with this surname have the IQ of a penguin on LSD, and also, rather embarassingly, the male members of this family have negligible genitalia.

They also have a very poor ability to define plurals in their own language.
Hey, cross the street, there's a fairclough!
by Pheever February 21, 2009
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