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fairclough

A common surname in the rubbish Chorley area.

People with this surname have the IQ of a penguin on LSD, and also, rather embarassingly, the male members of this family have negligible genitalia.

They also have a very poor ability to define plurals in their own language.
Hey, cross the street, there's a fairclough!
by Pheever February 21, 2009
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Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.
I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough
by mattlumb November 13, 2010
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Luke fairclough

A total gay dickhead, who sucks his dad
by Sally mick January 8, 2020
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Elise Fairclough

by Randle1 October 26, 2022
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Fairclothing

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.
Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"
by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011
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Faircloth

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.
woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know
by Faircloth December 16, 2008
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Fireloughed

When you're furloughed, but you know they aint gonna take you back
"hey bloke - got any work? Am pretty sure I've been fireloughed"
by PJ70 November 17, 2020
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