fairclough 

A common surname in the rubbish Chorley area.

People with this surname have the IQ of a penguin on LSD, and also, rather embarassingly, the male members of this family have negligible genitalia.

They also have a very poor ability to define plurals in their own language.

Hey, cross the street, there's a fairclough!

fairclough by Pheever February 21, 2009

Doing-a-Fairclough 

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

Doing-a-Fairclough by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Luke fairclough 

A total gay dickhead, who sucks his dad

Luke fairclough is in bed with his daddy.

Luke fairclough by Sally mick January 8, 2020

Elise Fairclough 

Fucking butterz

Elise Fairclough is butterz myg

Elise Fairclough by Randle1 October 26, 2022

Fairclothing 

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.

Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"

Fairclothing by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011

Faircloth 

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

Faircloth by Faircloth December 16, 2008

Fireloughed 

When you're furloughed, but you know they aint gonna take you back

"hey bloke - got any work? Am pretty sure I've been fireloughed"

Fireloughed by PJ70 November 17, 2020