Fairism

A phrase, told to someone you are talking to, to get them to date you. The phrase is the complete opposite of something you should say to get them to date you

I've cheated on everyone of my boyfriends
Thanks for that little Fairism

by drummerinTN September 3, 2010

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failism

The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)

Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!

by GEEK² October 4, 2010

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Favrism

a word that defines the religious ways that Green Bay Packer fans worship Brett Favre (like a god), excited for every word that comes out of his mouth.

When Favre announced that he was coming back, all the members of Favrism breathed a sigh of relief.

Favrists claim Brett Favre is the best quarterback in the National Football League despite his 29 interceptions.

by JaniceSY December 28, 2006

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fairish

–adjective
1. pertaining to that which is found at a fair.
2. having the likeness of something that is found at a fair.
Origin:
1605–15; fair 1 + -ish 1

I was feeling a bit fairish, as I smelt of corn dogs and cotton candy.

by Baron McStrange May 4, 2009

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