failrar

The opposite of a winrar.

Jon: sorry dude, i forgot

me: you sir, are a failrar

by cwt1220 January 22, 2009

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

Failarious

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.

Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!

by Lerich August 19, 2008

failtard

A person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase "fail" to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.

Waldo: "You did what? Fail!"
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."

by albedosMom669 January 13, 2009

Failware

Any software trying to perform what French Hadopi law asks everybody : internet censorship

- What was Hadopi-web-filter ?

- That was even more a failware than "Contrôle de téléchargement" by Orange ISP

by kajkaj June 21, 2010

FailHard

The act of trying something epic and hoping for the best possible outcome only to fail in an incredibly dramatic fashion.

John tried to do a keg stand but fell and busted his face. What a failhard.

by AbeForeSkin January 24, 2018

failbarge

A more extreme or severe version of a failboat. Like a failboat, but worse.

Your stupidity and failure is total. You don't even captain the failboat, you captain the failbarge.

by Stark42 June 26, 2009