faileosis 

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

faileosis by tiataquito May 5, 2009

Diamond Fiveosis

The inability to be a decent person even when faced with good fortune.

I am diagnosed with Diamond Fiveosis. The doctors told my parents no matter how much sex, money or fame I acquire, there is no way to stop being a loser for me. Faced with such a serious ailment, I find myself caught in a paradox. I am a loser physiologically, like all of you, but incapable of asking for your help dealing with it, because none of you are coaches , players or high elo.

Diamond Fiveosis by midder February 17, 2018

Fagliosis 

The disesase that makes people gay.

johnathan Johnson has fagliosis

Fagliosis by Steven the devil December 16, 2008

Chronic Failitosis 

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

Chronic Failitosis by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

failatosis 

life of fail.

dude your life suck!

i have failatosis

failatosis by jake911 January 25, 2011

failboss 

When being a girlboss goes south and becomes an impressive failure

Did you hear about that girl? She started the girlfight but hurt herself. She really failbossed there.

failboss by burnerphone#17 December 7, 2024