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Faizalosis

Faizalosis is a STD(speech or touch transferred disease) transferred by people known as Fazeel/Faizal. Symptoms include cracking bad jokes, trying to be a cool boi, horniness levels maximised, and the victims believe that they are hot and gorgeous(which is totally not true). IT IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS

STAGES OF THE DISEASE
1-Identification phase
2-Bad joke crisis
3-Increased horniness levels
4-Nearing death as it is the final - i am too hot to talk to you phase
5- death guaranteed - takes 2 hours to set his hair
Guy 1 (INFECTED ONE)- Get aside bro, dont talk to me, im too hot to talk you, you *doodoohead*
Guy 2- Faizalosis got you didnt it?
Guy 1(INFECTED ONE)- Shut up! i told you not to talk to me you loser, and im not infected by anything.
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Farfalosis

Diarrhea, Generally of the extreme nature, such that a stream of liquid feces is produced at high velocity.
I cant Go to work today, I have Farfalosis of the Blowhole.
Farfalosis by Jarius September 22, 2010
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