fahty

The rectal event that Mama Love asks if you did.

Now listen, son, didja do a fahty?

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler November 3, 2004

Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.

“Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

Fatty McFuck Head

Also commonly known as Mr Clive Palmer.

"In my opinion, Clive Palmer is a fatty McFuck Head" Quote by the millennial generation of Australia

by Skippy_the_Kangeroo September 23, 2019

Crane Fatty

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.

In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.

by Donald P. March 20, 2009

fatty mcfuckhead

An insufferable fuckwit who thinks he rules the world, a fragile ego, and no sense of humor. See: Australian billionaire Clive Palmer

Hey Fatty McFuckhead, don't be such a whiner about being made fun of on the internet. And eat a damn sald for lunch once in a while.

by Canobes September 24, 2019

Fathy

Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material gain. A woman who cares much more about a man's bank account than she does about the man. Such women usually soon get pregnant in order to attach to her spouse and to ensure alimony and generous child support.

The closest male equivalent is a boytoy, K-Fed or male golddigger.

"That Fathy parasite was never in love with him; she was after his money."

by Fugal July 13, 2013

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010