fagshagger 

Pish Posh term for gay person

1 - Did you know John was a Fagshagger?
2 - A fucking what?

1 - Its a fancy term for Gay Person.

2 - Funny word haha

fagshagger by TruBornStraw August 17, 2022

fagbagger 

someone who bags fags

bwaha...look at that faggbagger

fagbagger by eyephuqdyamum April 13, 2005

Flagshagger 

Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.

Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.

The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.

All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.

Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.

Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!

Or

Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?

Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.

Flagshagger by terry fuckwitt1 September 4, 2020

FagFragger 

A person who is scared of homos, so much they take matters into their own hands.
And in video games terms kills them

Bobby *kisses Frank*
Matt "Proceeds too Blow off penises then watch them slowly bleed out"
Danny "Nice Blowing Matt!"
Micah "your such a FagFragger you silly goose"

FagFragger by FagFragger July 24, 2022

Fagwagger

1.Someone who wags fags (cigarettes).
2.Someone who is openly a fag (gay).
3.Someone who has gay sex with a lot of people.

"We all know you're gay, Monroe. Stop being such a fagwagger."

Fagwagger by Mountainous Greatape III July 25, 2009

Fagbagger 

A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

Fagbagger by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

Fassagger 

a chunky woman with extremley saggy tits!

Keaton: hey look its your future wife

Bodhi: ohh yeah shes hot

Keaton: not her the fassagger on the left

Bodhi: awe :(

Fassagger by KeatonsBS July 3, 2011