A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a
fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "
practical hiking gear satchel" and has
unnecessary energy bars for the hike.
"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the
lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can
never be too
prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."