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fagmatron

Basically someone who is submitting to the act of douche-ism, or jun-like symptoms. Being a real fag (no homo)
Person #1: Man, you're being a real fagmatron right now, stop being a lil douche.

Person #2: I can't help it, I like rubbing my nipples!
by steveurkelitis April 2, 2009
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fagatron

Megatron's gay brother or just a real annoying prick
Shut up you fagatron
by slimmy89 December 31, 2009
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fagstronaut

A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009
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mega fagatron

security guard-"Hey. There's no smoking by this ashtray"

you-"Wow your a mega fagatron."
by lucian illusion February 5, 2009
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faggatron

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
by shoeburger December 16, 2008
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fagaton

A person who's inappropriate behavior and appearance transcends being a fagatron. Generally found wearing suspenders and or sweater-vests.
Suspenders are only cool on Larry King Live; Jason is such a fagaton.
by rick328i March 27, 2008
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Faggotron

Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
by OjMann April 14, 2011
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