fagstronaut

A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.

Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.

by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009

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A faggot in space and or a kid named Dan

God damnit dan you are a faggstronaut

by DerekBarbaric September 5, 2008

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Lagstronaut

A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.

Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".

by hel112570 August 6, 2020

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An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

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You just couldn't stop fapping, even in god damn space...

Jimmy stop jerking off all the time you fucking fapstronaut

by TacoDuke S. September 30, 2021

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Fapstronaut

A brother or sister who has embarked on a noble quest of not jacking off to porn ever again. The term is popularized largely by NoFap community. A fapstronaut retains the title for as long as he or she is trying to beat the porn addiction, no matter the amount of failures (relapses).

- Yo Jimmy, do you know she has an OnlyFans?
- Nah man, I'm a fapstronaut, I don't watch that shit

by BananaSlingshot December 20, 2024

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