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A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.

Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.

fagstronaut by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009

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Faggstronaut

A faggot in space and or a kid named Dan

God damnit dan you are a faggstronaut

Faggstronaut by DerekBarbaric September 5, 2008

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Lagstronaut

A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.

Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".

Lagstronaut by hel112570 August 6, 2020

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Fapstronaut

An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

Fapstronaut by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

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Fapstronaut

You just couldn't stop fapping, even in god damn space...

Jimmy stop jerking off all the time you fucking fapstronaut

Fapstronaut by TacoDuke S. September 30, 2021

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Fapstronaut

A brother or sister who has embarked on a noble quest of not jacking off to porn ever again. The term is popularized largely by NoFap community. A fapstronaut retains the title for as long as he or she is trying to beat the porn addiction, no matter the amount of failures (relapses).

- Yo Jimmy, do you know she has an OnlyFans?
- Nah man, I'm a fapstronaut, I don't watch that shit

Fapstronaut by BananaSlingshot December 20, 2024

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vagstronaut

a pioneer in tha pu$$y

Guy 1: You goin to vagstronaut training this weekend??
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.

vagstronaut by vastronaut March 24, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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