Branch: because gayness killed my grandma, ok!!! 😡😡😭
Ugly giraffe lookin mf: my uncle broke his back serving bussy, once
Poppy: how did gayness kill your grandma, how gay was she being?
Branch: I was the one being gay...
5 year old branch: being zesty ass fuck
His grandma: branch look out! *tries to save him from conservatives*
5 yr old branch: aahhhhh
Grandma: 💀
5 yr old branch: Fagma!!! Nooooouuuu!!! 😭😭😭😭*becomes homeostasis*
An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.
I need to buy more calls in FAGMAN.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.