Poppy: why not, why won't you be gay!?!?
Branch: because gayness killed my grandma, ok!!! 😡😡😭
Ugly giraffe lookin mf: my
uncle broke his back serving
bussy, once
Poppy: how did gayness kill your grandma, how gay was she being?
Branch: I was the one being gay...
5 year old branch: being zesty ass
fuck
His grandma: branch look out! *tries to save him from conservatives*
5
yr old branch: aahhhhh
Grandma: 💀
5 yr old branch: Fagma!!! Nooooouuuu!!! 😭😭😭😭*becomes homeostasis*