Branch: because gayness killed my grandma, ok!!! π‘π‘π
Ugly giraffe lookin mf: my uncle broke his back serving bussy, once
Poppy: how did gayness kill your grandma, how gay was she being?
Branch: I was the one being gay...
5 year old branch: being zesty ass fuck
His grandma: branch look out! *tries to save him from conservatives*
5 yr old branch: aahhhhh
Grandma: π
5 yr old branch: Fagma!!! Nooooouuuu!!! ππππ*becomes homeostasis*
An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.