jerry's definitions

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

Dodge

We have driving dodges for years

And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong

by JERRY December 6, 2003

Scub

Scub - the combination of scab and scrub. if one contains both qualities of being a scab and a scrub at any time, they are then classified as a scub.

You see a 19yr old Driving around in a pink mustang with his 14year old girlfirend. He could be classified as a scrub for driving around in a pink mustang, or a scab for being 19 and having a 14 year old girlfriend. But scub is the correct term beacuse it fits the situation entierly.

Ex. Look at that scub, Man i scubbed out on that test. He smells like a scub

by Jerry December 22, 2004

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.

As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Honeychild

1. A member of the hippy revolution of the 1960s and 1970s.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.

1. "He was a honeychild, but then the 80s came around..."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

by Jerry November 15, 2004