jerry's definitions

Northern Lights

Damm right the best weed. Plenty about in Holland.

In a coffeeshop: "€15,- northern lights/noorderlicht graag..."

by jerry January 26, 2004

Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

by Jerry October 16, 2004

Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003

Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

fagma

when you are having sex with a girl who fucks fags and there is ass juice coming out of her vagina. but you have to be straight to experience it.

I was fucking her and the fagma between her vagina lips oozed all over my cock.

by jerry April 14, 2004

Moranism

A method of grading, originally instituted by Patrick Moran. It is not based on the 100-point system, but rather on a point per question on a particular assignment, project, or examination. For each incorrect answer, a "point," or letter grade, is taken off of the final grade. For example, a 25/25 would be an A+, a 24/25 would be an A, a 23/25 would be an A-, etc. The grade can go below the normal F standard. The next letter grade after F would be, "G." Usually, it stops there, mainly due to the fact that no one has ever gotten below a "G" grade. The system is rarely used due to its extreme nature, and when used by the teacher, it is only conducted on very rare occasions.

"My teacher believes in Moranism. She told us that it makes us work harder. Now that I got our first test back, I agree with her."

by Jerry August 20, 2004