jerry's definitions

ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.

Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.

Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.

by Jerry November 30, 2003

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by jerry March 9, 2004

Oedipus Complex

The psychological term coined by Sigmund Freud named after the mythical king of Thebes and the legend based around him. In Greek myth, Oedipus killed his father and married his mother, but without knowledge that either were his parents. Freud's theory proclaimed that, at an unconscious level, a male's sexual preference would be based around the actions and personality of his mother. The male child would also feel extreme animosity towards his father, again at an unconscious level. The phenomenon in females is called the Electra Complex.

The Oedipus Complex is not a group of condos in Coconut Grove, Miami, but rather the explanation that, no matter what you do, it always has to do with you secretly wanting to fuck your mother.

by Jerry May 3, 2006

tipois

acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.

He gave her the tipois.

by Jerry September 13, 2004

Seining

The act of sexually engaging a foot

I saw Chad seining this big pollock's foot.

by Jerry July 13, 2003

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004