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faggocytosis 

The process by which a woman bends a straight man's sexuality and turns him gay.
Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."
really gay banter with a nod to old fashioned victorian england
his lanuage was both profane and faggorty.
"i'd rather like to bum you old chap",
"jolly well my dear fellow, roger away"!
faggorty by jim the face January 10, 2008

Faggodactyl

A drunken, effeminate gay male normally found in gay establishments/
bars, prone to shrieking like a Pterydactyl. Shrieks are often prefaced with a
nasally "So, So,..." followed by an ear piercing intake of air.
Bryce tried his hardest to avoid the shrieking faggodactyl at the bar the other night. Everywhere he went, the faggodactyl screamed above the noise level.
Faggodactyl by mark Cuadrado November 13, 2007

faggotrachi 

a boy|man who wears earrinqs , two sides & thinks its cool .
jason walks in
jason: Hey ! , like my earrinqs evelyn and kimberly ?
kimberly: um no ?
evelyn: dude , your a faggotrachi ! shakes head
faggotrachi by lisadarinq March 31, 2010

faggorectumy 

A recently new surgical procedure popularized by the spreading AIDS epidemic whereby the urethra is redirected into the anal canal while the opening in the head of the penis is surgically closed. This procedure allows the recipient to practice both hetero and homosexual safe sex without the burden of using a condom. All bodily functions of urination, defecation and ejaculation are passed through the anus with the added benefit of prelubrification of the anal cavity in preparation of anal sex. This prelubrification is accomplished by simple masturbation. Upon successful masturbation, the anal cavity is filled with a soothing seminal secretion which aids in easy penetration for the sexual partner or object. This procedure is covered by most health plans available in the greater San Francisco Bay Area and is encouraged by most city and county officials.
Even though Andrew is HIV positive, he can no longer spread the virus thanks to this new and wonderful faggorectumy procedure.
faggorectumy by snow pimp May 24, 2009

Faggorama 

Dick: I'm not going in there, its a total faggorama.
Faggorama by DICK1280 June 27, 2009