faggocytosis

The process by which a woman bends a straight man's sexuality and turns him gay.

Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."

by Stanley_Goodspeed March 6, 2008

fudgocytosis

A method of masturbation where the flaccid penis is pressed against a hard surface such as a floor or rockery. The person then proceeds to repeatedly half pushing out a poo until an orgasm is reached but be careful not to push it out too far or you will poo yourself. This is best done with some pornography in view but can be done innocently infront of a television by watching fleshy music channels.

I had an orgasm in my living room with my whole family in there and nobody noticed because of fudgocytosis!

by fudgocyte March 17, 2009

Acute Faggotosis

A condition that causes severe bouts of gayness.

Gordon suffers from Acute Faggotosis that causes him to have fits of homosympathetic symtoms.

by Rich549 May 27, 2018

fagocytosis

An epidemic of homosexuality causing desire of anal holes and other round penetrable surfaces not preordained by nature

Dude, that's gay! You must have fagocytosis.

by Billybob April 12, 2005

faggotcytosis

When white blood cells attack microbes in a gay persons body

The white blood cells underwent faggotcytosis in the homosexuals body

by Kenners May 9, 2024

Faggotcytosis

When phagocytosis takes place in a gay person - white blood cells engulfing pathogens

The white blood cells in the gay person underwent faggotcytosis

by Kenners May 9, 2024