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Faggotamitimus Syndrome 

When bitten by a faggot, you slowly lose interest in pussy and start watching guy on guy porn in your mother's basement until you turn 40 and she kicks you out.

example:
Dude1: Hey I heard He got Faggotamitimus Syndrome.
Dude2: Yeaahhh.... that sucks... wanna smoke some pot??
faggotamitimus syndrome

faggravating 

(adj.): Used to describe a homosexual person who is considered annoying or aggravating
Homosexual guy(in girly voice): "Your hair is so pretty, Janette! I wish mine was as pretty as your's!"

Janette: "Thanks!"

Straight guy 1: "Dude, I hate hearing that homo talk."

Straight guy 2: "I know, man. He's so faggravating."

faggravated 

(adj.) fag-ruh-vey-tid British

The state of not smoking for a while and becoming aggravated.

Origin: Fag + Aggravated

From the British term fag to mean cigarette.
Person 1: "I hope we get our smoking break soon."

Person 2: "Yeah dude, you're getting proper faggravated."
faggravated by Tehgote April 7, 2017

faggravation 

agita caused by a gay friend who is being particularly difficult, especially as it pertains to making plans to go out
What is with the tude, Ted..you are always causing faggravation for everyone.
faggravation by oca and son September 6, 2007

faggravating 

the act of being gay and aggravating all at once. when someone gets on your nerves and is being a homo, this word should be used to describe them. good for moments with people who are extremely not all there.
person 1: " so like, would you ever fight a UFC fighter?"
person 2: "no... they're a U-F-C fighter."
person 1: "well like, what about one of the lighter weights?"
person 2: "NO! they're a U-F-C fighter. god your faggravating!"
faggravating by Andy Bowden December 11, 2007
A single person who displays either gay or selfish qualities when around friends. There can only be one, not several.
"I can't believe you just touched my leg. You are faggotman!"
faggotman by Mane Clash March 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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