fapalanche 

Masturbating in the snow, with so much power it causes a minor avalanche.

I...Oh no... FAPALANCHE! RUN!

fapalanche by Anonymous4386-53760865e7 March 7, 2011

fagalanche 

A whole lotta gay comin at you at once.

Meeting Ace was like having a fagalanche fall on your head.

fagalanche by The Seadwick February 4, 2006

fupalanche

A combination of the words fupa and avalanche. Describes a fupa so large that it has flowed down to the mid thigh much like an avalanche

I was in line at the buffet and was nearly killed by that woman's fupalanche

fupalanche by aviguy6326 November 2, 2010

facealanche 

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

facealanche by Okra Boy November 18, 2010

faffalanche 

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.

Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.

faffalanche by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007

flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008