fag nuts

1.someone who is being a douche or acting in a doucheness fashion.

2. Another name to call your good friend.

1.
Nerd- Hey do you guys want to go to the science museum.

Homeboy- Shut up fag nuts, lets go get some of dat shiz from dat bitch on the corna.

2. Hey there fag nuts, whats good?

by that chubby kid over there July 18, 2009

fag nuts

A poo pushin ass pounder who enjoys the feeling of his nuts getting in on the act at any chance.

Hey get your nuts away from my ass fag nuts!!

by madmaxisback July 31, 2007

Fagnuts

A term used by young hetrosexual men to imply that their friend is actually an outrageously camp homosexual.

"Nice shirt, fagnuts."

by Simon Drake May 19, 2006

fagnuts

A word used to flame someone and tell them that they're gay.

Hey, fagnuts. Get your ass fucked today?!

by BeanerRevolution June 28, 2010

fagnuts

Danny "Tex"

hey fagnuts take that dildo out of your butt

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

fagnuts

Person of great wit and high intelligence.
and has a massive cock.

Whoa!, that dude is like totally fagnuts.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

fagnuts

Pat Bagshaw.

An extremely loud and obnoxious person from Conneticut. Likes the Red Sox and cock as well. Also has a horribly funny accent.

Pat(with accent): Comisaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Gabe Jackson(cool): Hey fagnuts, shut the hell up and get that dildo outta your butt.

by gabe jackson October 30, 2004