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factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
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COD Fantards 

A child within the age of 7-13 who whines and obsesses over the infamous game series that is "Call of Duty". Usually FaZe member wannabes, they love to try and act "gangsta" to look cool. Really, though, they act stupid. When the match begins, they usually get pissed off whenever they get killed. They also usually suck at the game, getting about a score of 7/15 after the match, rarely getting higher.

Long story short, a CoD fan makes the online gaming community worse.
CoD Fantards: OH MY GAWD GTFO HERE!!! 1! 1!
COD Fantards by q543frodomar June 4, 2017
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In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
Factard by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

fattward 

A legend in college history. Primarily taken from large body, and again from the movie.. "Shawn of the dead" the character "edward". Nickname in high school was Fatt. put the two together and you have Fattward.
Fattward, give me some food.
fattward by Matt Culbertson December 10, 2008
Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.
Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"
Factarded by DrBruz January 27, 2015
a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )
Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"
Factard by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008

fratwards 

Stemming from "backwards," fratwards is style of wearing a baseball cap in which the cap is tilted to the side, often worn by extremely caucasian fraternity brothers in an attempt to look cool.
Hey man, why you wearin your hat fratwards in your facebook picture?
fratwards by allie_09 March 4, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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