fastwards 

When you're going so fast (i.e. on a skateboard, rollerblades etc.) you don't know where you're headed, and you can't stop.

"Dude, where're you going?! The store is this way!"

"Man, I don't even know! I think I'm going fastwards! I can't stop!"

fast forwards backwards rollerblades skates

fastwards by xAnnabel January 8, 2010

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

COD Fantards 

A child within the age of 7-13 who whines and obsesses over the infamous game series that is "Call of Duty". Usually FaZe member wannabes, they love to try and act "gangsta" to look cool. Really, though, they act stupid. When the match begins, they usually get pissed off whenever they get killed. They also usually suck at the game, getting about a score of 7/15 after the match, rarely getting higher.

Long story short, a CoD fan makes the online gaming community worse.

CoD Fantards: OH MY GAWD GTFO HERE!!! 1! 1!

COD Fantards by q543frodomar June 4, 2017

bat fastard 

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

Fastard by Perennialartist January 15, 2006

fattward 

A legend in college history. Primarily taken from large body, and again from the movie.. "Shawn of the dead" the character "edward". Nickname in high school was Fatt. put the two together and you have Fattward.

Fattward, give me some food.

fattward by Matt Culbertson December 10, 2008