fastwards
When you're going so fast (i.e. on a skateboard, rollerblades etc.) you don't know where you're headed, and you can't stop.
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Fastard
The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.
Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009
factwards
factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
COD Fantards
A child within the age of 7-13 who whines and obsesses over the infamous game series that is "Call of Duty". Usually FaZe member wannabes, they love to try and act "gangsta" to look cool. Really, though, they act stupid. When the match begins, they usually get pissed off whenever they get killed. They also usually suck at the game, getting about a score of 7/15 after the match, rarely getting higher.
Long story short, a CoD fan makes the online gaming community worse.
Long story short, a CoD fan makes the online gaming community worse.
COD Fantards by q543frodomar June 4, 2017
bat fastard
Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.
bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006
Fastard
Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
Fastard by Perennialartist January 15, 2006
fattward
A legend in college history. Primarily taken from large body, and again from the movie.. "Shawn of the dead" the character "edward". Nickname in high school was Fatt. put the two together and you have Fattward.
Fattward, give me some food.
fattward by Matt Culbertson December 10, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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