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fattward 

A legend in college history. Primarily taken from large body, and again from the movie.. "Shawn of the dead" the character "edward". Nickname in high school was Fatt. put the two together and you have Fattward.
Fattward, give me some food.
fattward by Matt Culbertson December 10, 2008
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One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.
"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."
fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007
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factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded
wow that chance kid is such a fattard.
fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006
a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.
Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.
fattard by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008
A person who completes tasks slowly due to their fatness.
Hey Matt, let's take a shortcut through this hole in the fence.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Hurry up you fattard.
Fattard by Biggest brother there is November 30, 2020

fastwards 

When you're going so fast (i.e. on a skateboard, rollerblades etc.) you don't know where you're headed, and you can't stop.
"Dude, where're you going?! The store is this way!"

"Man, I don't even know! I think I'm going fastwards! I can't stop!"

fast forwards backwards rollerblades skates
fastwards by xAnnabel January 8, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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