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A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016
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facoon Facon Falcoon Fapoon fagoon Facoop Faloon faboon Faboonacci Facion
The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.
Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
To Facebook and poop at the same time.
I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.
facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011

Faclonic Irrigation 

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.
It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

Faboonacci 

Praise Faboonacci!
Faboonacci by Psycho Tony July 27, 2020
A name given to money by chicago mafia.
"aye tommy, you got a couple of fazoons, i got some stuff i gotta take care of"
fazoons by Matt Lock May 29, 2007