Faloon 

A twat with a hoarse or fading voice who pops up where you least expect a person to pop up.

"That person sounds like a Faloon... Should we help him?"
"I woke up this morning and sounded like a Faloon... Do you have anything to help?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're acting like a Faloon."

Faloon by FJFJFJFJ January 4, 2008

Faloon 

1. used to describe a deformed person
2. a test tube baby
3. a baboon-like person
4. an idiot

"whoa that dude is hideous man!" - dude 1
"be easy on him, he's a faloon" - dude 2

Faloon by Thomas Ergo August 19, 2008

Hoe’Fallon 

The city in Illinois (O’Fallon) with the most thots and also an extremely high amount of STD cases at the high school

Nick:“Hey I met this girl from O’Fallon the other day.”
Joe: “Don’t get too close to her. She’s probably just another thot with chlamydia in Hoe’Fallon”

Hoe’Fallon by happytapioca August 4, 2019

Blue Falcon

Military/Police Term: Refers to someone who commonly fucks over their buddys (buddy fucker).
This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:

Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.

Makes a comment of anothers inappropriate action in front of one's supervisor which may result in discipline from said supervisor.

Stating they will meet their buddys for drinks, but is observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.

Inviting buddys out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.

Stating you will do something, but then are nowhere to be found when it is your time to do it, whereby forcing your buddys to do it.

Someone who often misses work, leaves early, or takes sick days forcing his buddys to pick up his slack.

Man! Tyrel Klein is such a blue falcon. He left early again when he volunteered to do something.

Can you believe Tyrel just called me out in front of our supervisor. He is really flying the blue falcon today.

Blue Falcon by davernsf July 6, 2015

The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019

falcon lover 

An internet meme created by popular youtuber "Pewdiepie".
It's supposed to represent the stupidity of people advertising themselves in the YouTube comment section and stop it, but ironically it had instead done the opposite and spawned hundreds of spam "flacon lord" and "falcon lover" accounts. Falcon Lover uses poor grammar and punctuation, and eventually discovers he's a giraffe.

falcon lover:
"deer falcon clan
we lost one of our on ubs today

we are now down to 3 ubs

my brother unsubed also
maybe u n olike my videoz
maybe u hater

:("

falcon lover by Falcon Lord xxxXxXx June 18, 2014

Fatoon 

A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.

Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.

Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016